SuperCS 2022-01-01 21:50:20

I don't get it

But I respect it

anymany 2022-01-01 22:11:10

become a horror writer if you're gonna write shit like that

jthrash 2022-01-02 01:24:16

Go home, Gecko, you’re drunk.

guyfromKillerRAT 2022-01-02 20:50:27

My story goes more like this:

Jerkin off every morning just to get up, cause I got no motivator to get out of bed, other than not wanting to cum in my bed, and also I have a boner every morning. I sometimes can go for like 10 minutes, other times like 2 hours. Often times I leave my bed way later than I wake up, due to this. Not usually bored, but not excited either really. There is no fear of blue balls, just needing a reason to get up. Sometimes I do start to sweat. My arm gets sore. My penis gets soft cause usually I have the TV on when I wake up and I don't think to turn it off from whatever I was watching, and sometimes the show next to me distracts me from jerking off, so I have to keep curbing my focus to mastrubatation. I finally am about to cum, so I jump up out of bed and go over to my trash can to avoid cumming on my bed. I do cum, but barely anything comes out, since I wasn't even really horny. But now I'm up and out of bed. Wipe my cock, get dressed, and get ready for another day of literally nothing but sitting around the house and wasting away cause nobody wants to hire me.

Void 2022-01-07 04:41:46

Ayo sending positive vibes your way

Bralix 2022-01-08 11:34:15

"so you keep workin on jerkin your gherkin in hopes of some squirtin"
Mark my words, one day Ill write a crap rap with that line included

SheepPF 2022-01-09 21:36:27

what