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DrunkGecko
Formerly known as StaticSkull. Ligma borthole.

Skarlet Octavia @DrunkGecko

Age 23, Female

fuck this life

kill yourself

you'll never be happy

Joined on 1/11/18

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Comments

So I'm 10 years and 6 days older than you? Huh. The universe is strange sometimes.

nah but like i found out we have the same birthday (different years though)
happy 22 dude

@CIEIRMusic Dang, you life in the future

I dont know if my dick is long enough to fit the whole name and date

Lower the font size

happi birthday dude))

Happy birthday my guy

Happy birthday, Gecko, cheers to another year for hitposts

Happy day of Birth, BITCH! <3

happy birthday, dude

Hey you! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday bro, enjoy your day!

Happy (belated) birthday!

Happy birthday

aids

Happy escape from another human being anniversary.
You are aging.
Rapidly.

Let me put things into perspective:
You're almost a quarter of a century old.
A century is a long time, a looooong ass time.

In 1817, we were still shooting at eachother with flintlock muskets and blackpowder guns attached to wooden ships.

But by 1917, we were shooting at each other with machine guns small enough for a single person to carry/operate, and were dropping bombs from multi-engine aircraft.

In just 100 years, we went from Revolutionary War looking shit to WW1 level technology. Only a single century.
And you're almost a quarter of a century old.

Where was I going with this?
Oh right, you're old AF bro.
Fucking boomer.

Oh and btw, Sodom and Gomorrah deserved it.