CIEIRMusic 2023-04-04 01:46:48

So I'm 10 years and 6 days older than you? Huh. The universe is strange sometimes.

Kappaster9000 2023-04-04 17:45:46

nah but like i found out we have the same birthday (different years though)
happy 22 dude

Finasty 2023-04-04 20:33:12

@CIEIRMusic Dang, you life in the future

Wegra 2023-04-06 21:33:58

I dont know if my dick is long enough to fit the whole name and date

mawibblap 2023-04-06 23:11:45

happi birthday dude))

NitroOrient 2023-04-07 09:42:11

Happy birthday my guy

SlaveOnAStick 2023-04-07 09:53:14

Happy birthday, Gecko, cheers to another year for hitposts

DefKlaw 2023-04-07 10:07:52

Happy day of Birth, BITCH! <3

FrozenJetpax 2023-04-07 17:04:48

happy birthday, dude

Yomuchan 2023-04-07 17:56:03

Hey you! Happy birthday!

Void 2023-04-07 19:58:42

Happy birthday bro, enjoy your day!

AceHilmNG 2023-04-09 11:59:25

Happy (belated) birthday!

Deity-Donkus 2023-04-16 15:47:37

Happy birthday

JosephStarr 2023-04-18 03:44:30

Happy escape from another human being anniversary.
You are aging.
Rapidly.

Let me put things into perspective:
You're almost a quarter of a century old.
A century is a long time, a looooong ass time.

In 1817, we were still shooting at eachother with flintlock muskets and blackpowder guns attached to wooden ships.

But by 1917, we were shooting at each other with machine guns small enough for a single person to carry/operate, and were dropping bombs from multi-engine aircraft.

In just 100 years, we went from Revolutionary War looking shit to WW1 level technology. Only a single century.
And you're almost a quarter of a century old.

Where was I going with this?
Oh right, you're old AF bro.
Fucking boomer.

Oh and btw, Sodom and Gomorrah deserved it.