April 7
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Formerly known as StaticSkull. Ligma borthole.
Skarlet Octavia
@DrunkGecko
Age 23, Female
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Brappenwurst College
Hell, Norway
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I'll be 22 in 3 days
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nah but like i found out we have the same birthday (different years though)
happy 22 dude
@CIEIRMusic Dang, you life in the future
I dont know if my dick is long enough to fit the whole name and date
Lower the font size
happi birthday dude))
Happy birthday my guy
Happy day of Birth, BITCH! <3
happy birthday, dude
Hey you! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday bro, enjoy your day!
Happy (belated) birthday!
Happy birthday
aids
Happy escape from another human being anniversary.
You are aging.
Rapidly.
Let me put things into perspective:
You're almost a quarter of a century old.
A century is a long time, a looooong ass time.
In 1817, we were still shooting at eachother with flintlock muskets and blackpowder guns attached to wooden ships.
But by 1917, we were shooting at each other with machine guns small enough for a single person to carry/operate, and were dropping bombs from multi-engine aircraft.
In just 100 years, we went from Revolutionary War looking shit to WW1 level technology. Only a single century.
And you're almost a quarter of a century old.
Where was I going with this?
Oh right, you're old AF bro.
Fucking boomer.
Oh and btw, Sodom and Gomorrah deserved it.
CIEIRMusic
So I'm 10 years and 6 days older than you? Huh. The universe is strange sometimes.