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DrunkGecko
Formerly known as StaticSkull. Ligma borthole.

Skarlet Octavia @DrunkGecko

Age 23, Female

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I Slapped my managers tits

Posted by DrunkGecko - May 21st, 2023


My manager has giant tits and she was super close behind me but I didn't realize. And when I turned around she scared me by going RAHH and I flick my arms up like I have tourettes, thus causing me to end up slapping her enormous milk melons

Moral of the story

Don't scare me or I'll slap your titties


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A coworker of mine took my hand and held it over her chest because of an apparent fast heart beat. She made made nervous as shit.

Did you squeeze bacon flavored ez cheese out of her lactation holes?

@DrunkGecko i forgot to

Hopefully she didn’t report you to HR…?

No she just laughed at me. Either way it was an accident

I feel ashamed that you didn't go slap it with your face

NANI?! CQC!!!

I wanna switch places :(

i wanna 3ds places :(