My manager has giant tits and she was super close behind me but I didn't realize. And when I turned around she scared me by going RAHH and I flick my arms up like I have tourettes, thus causing me to end up slapping her enormous milk melons
Moral of the story
Don't scare me or I'll slap your titties
FrozenJetpax
A coworker of mine took my hand and held it over her chest because of an apparent fast heart beat. She made made nervous as shit.
DrunkGecko
Did you squeeze bacon flavored ez cheese out of her lactation holes?