You're telling me after Mary got creampied by God's big long ghost cock, she squirted a baby out of her birthginahole and this man who just got cucked by sky Santa willingly raised the child? Joseph was a fucking simp
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Joseph raised God's child?
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In the bible, he originally thought Mary cheated on him and was gonna stone her. The Angel stopped him, explaining the situation. Joseph was no simp, he just knew better than to piss off a chad like God.
I didn't know Joseph used marijuana
@DrunkGecko Personally I think Jesus himself was a Stoner. Think about it. All the miracle, torture and crucifixion stuff aside, most of the stuff talking about him either has him sit around and talk to people or him sit around and listen to other people talk then share an opinion. No different than stoners smoking a joint and talking about random shit.
the saint's lettuce :0
@DrunkGecko Jesus prolly spawned in Mary's uterus outta nowhere and Joseph was just fine w it
respawn in 3 2 1
@DrunkGecko There was a point when I considered this stuff the gospel truth in my life and now just... How the fuck did I believe this shit?
Been studying the bible?
Everyone knows I'm as Christian as they come. Excuse me while I go jerk my cock off to anthropomorphic ponies jamming their horse dicks into each other's fat clapping asses for the 5th time today
DrunkGecko
If God is invisible, then did he shoot blanks inside of Mary? How did she get pregnant if God has ghastly spiritual vasectomy superpowers? Wtf is this shit