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DrunkGecko
Formerly known as StaticSkull. Ligma borthole.

Skarlet Octavia @DrunkGecko

Age 23, Female

fuck this life

kill yourself

you'll never be happy

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Listing my ailments (totally real)

Posted by DrunkGecko - June 13th, 2023


I'm bisexual, I'm neurodivergent, I have PTSD, I have a bum knee, I have a lazy eye, I have this twitchy thing in my big toe, I got ADHD, I got a bullet wound from shootin crows with mah pappy, I got crabs, I got herpes, I got botflies, I got a high score on pacman, I got a B- on my report card, I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, I got necrotizing fasciitis in my pinkies, I got other ailments, and that's why you should hire me


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Aw man, you got a high score on Pac-Man? I will pray for you during these difficult times…

Tell your knee to get a damn job!!!!

ZING!!!!

heyoooooooooooooo

Twitter bio starter pack.

Truly a chad person 8)

All this was clearly caused from getting a high score in Pac-Man. My condolences.