DrunkGecko's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dirty hands]

either they cut off his hands, or they shit themselves on purpose the moment he slapped their asses and now his hands are covered in feces

[Goth is traumatized]

cute art style

[SPLATTERBRAIN Episode 2-1]

she do be splattering brains tho

[Zetta Book]

cool

[Homura Death Stare]

God fucking dammit your art style is so good

[M3GAN]

https://youtu.be/Dhius7cp2PE?si=2QeSAxJcVgplhfO4

[Rebutia Bleh]

green hoes

[Poison Claw]

purple hoes

[I Am Disappointed in You...Son.]

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?

jthrash responds:

...Why are you like this?

[Surge the Tenrec (IDW)]

Scourge is retarded. But surge is hot. I want to put my face in between her big fat bouncy green punk rocker ass cheeks. I want her to tie a string around the base of my cock and stick a heroin needle down my urethra. I want her slurp my dick Yoshi style and yell I HATE THAT HEDGEHOOOOOG while I spray my jizzy blobs all over her tastebuds. Then I want her to smack her lips, chew my penile glucoses and describe the consistency, taste, and most importantly the texture of what she's experiencing in a Gordon Ramsay voice.