1. Camo shorts Goregrind shirt neckbeard

2. Receding hairline grindcore fan

3. Self harming black metal femboy

4. Sleepy pajama wearing femboy

5. Skinny as fuck short hair edm tomboy

6. Morbidly obese discord nitro buyer

7. Chicken farmer mom

8. Girly deathcore hoodie boy (me)

9. You

10. Newgrounds fart porn artist

here i discuss video game animals and whether or not i would stick my weiner in them

watch it

What have I gotten myself into?

@Wegra is the type of person who picks the corn out of his big beefy shit logs and loads them all into a BB gun, puts the BB gun up to his perineum, and just UNLOADS the entire clip

What a chad

my own mother tagged me on facebook on a picture of fiona from shrek as an ogre naked

she thought it was funny

but like. do you know how many green skinned goblin hoes i've busted nuts to?

this was the weirdest shit to wake up to lmao

I'll put this in my next Osen album. Shits just hard right now. But I'll be fine in a few hours I'm sure

Tw: rape, suicide

Eyes open, I feel myself wake up, something feels off, I feel light Uneasy, unclean, I feel angry, I look over to my left and it hits me

I see the gun in the hand of my corpse, already bloating 

I see the blood everywhere and wrists sliced, post-manic episode I assume

Stuck as a ghost in limbo, I didn't pass judgement of whatever God there is 

And even after death, I can only muster taking the anger out of myself

Unbutton the pants, pull them off of my corpse, I'm going to sexually assault it 

I hate myself so much I want to be hurt in the worst way possible

I can't get an erection because the thought of what I'm doing is so upsetting

So I resort to using objects, I grab the knife that I used to slit my wrists 

I sever the penis from my corpse, and I light it on fire 

I never want to have any enjoyable form of sex again 

I continuously penetrate the blood soaked anus of my corpse 

With the knife that aided me into this situation

It hurts my damned soul, it upsets me deeply 

But I proceed because I hate myself and I deserve this 

And so this is my hell, raping my own corpse

Until it is nothing but a pile of blood and guts

For eternity, tears falling from my eyes as I just lay there and take it 

I can only feel all of these acts in my cursed spirit 

It hurts my soul and it's making me cry 

But I continue because I deserve nothing but pain 

How much deeper will this hatred for myself become 

Even my death has failed to free me of it all

i made this when i was 15 and it got blammed

then this guy reuploaded it and i remember i was so mad and embarrassed

this shit is just funny/cringey af looking back at it

idk what the point of this was

its literally a video about a sentient microphone asking to get sucked off

the comments are literally just me sperging out when i was 15 lmaooo