Also bruh why does my shit look like spearmint toothpaste
Formerly known as StaticSkull. Pansexual and gender fluid. Ligma borthole.
Skarlet Octavia
@DrunkGecko
Age 23, Female
Shitpoaster
Cumb Community College
taking a watery shit
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Posted by DrunkGecko - August 7th, 2023
@Wegra sells me toenails in a jar from cosplaying femboy thots every Tuesday. We meet up every Tuesday outside of a burger king in Wisconsin at approximately 3:35 pm. He fuels my addiction. My addiction for femboy hoes and their toenails that I snort. I snort it and then snot rocket them back out into wegras mouth and then he gives me half my money back for my services. Just thought you should all know
Posted by DrunkGecko - August 6th, 2023
Jared Dines came up to me at Maryland Deathfest
He told me that he likes the look of my man breasts
He pushed me over his 18 string guitar
And then he licked my bootyhole super fucking hard
Jared Dines on my cute little femboy bootyhole
Jared Dines let me suck his djent stick
He looked me in the asscheeks and asked, does it djent?
And I responded no, but it does clap
And so I twerked my booty cheeks on his phallus
And blew him a kiss to show I intended no malice
I used my fat ass to demolish his cock
And that was the day Jared showed me how Daddy Rock
Jared Dines on my cute little femboy bootyhole
Jared Dines let me suck his djent stick
He looked me in the asscheeks and asked, does it djent?
And I responded no, but it does clap
Jared Dines on my red hot chili hole (x4)
Posted by DrunkGecko - August 2nd, 2023
I just had a panic attack while taking a shit, in a public restroom, at my job at around 3 AM. That sucked but it's funny as fuck now that it's over.
Posted by DrunkGecko - July 31st, 2023
You ever just fart in your hand and fistfuck your step dad's bootyhole with the fart in your closed fist and then just spread your palm to release the brap inside his bootybox and have him aim his big fat motherfucking asshole at your face like a Mario 64 cannon and have him spray that motherfucker directly into the cavities in your teeth so you don't have to get filling at the dentist? Me neither just thought I'd ask
Posted by DrunkGecko - July 13th, 2023
just a friendly reminder that some idiot paid onion hole for a cameo on the bbs for me
dont give this guy money plz.
onion says what?
Posted by DrunkGecko - July 11th, 2023
Slamming Brutal PokeMetal released today
gotta disembowel 'em all