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DrunkGecko
Formerly known as StaticSkull. Pansexual and gender fluid. Ligma borthole.

Skarlet Octavia @DrunkGecko

Age 23, Female

Shitpoaster

Cumb Community College

taking a watery shit

Joined on 1/11/18

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Posted by DrunkGecko - September 27th, 2023



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Posted by DrunkGecko - September 25th, 2023


Writing a punk album


How come you never said you loved me

In all the years you raised me? 

How come I'm the one who's bloody 

And mommy's the one you believe


How come you never said you're sorry

But I would do so daily

Why would you tell me you don't want me

It hurt more than the bruises you gave me 


Approaching twenty three 

And my questions remain unanswered 

The pain will never ease 

Now that you're dead, I'll have no closure 


How come I would still live so happy 

During all the times you abused me 

And the second that I turned sixteen 

I would crave death daily


Was it my friends, my ADHD 

Or the fact that kids don't know what normal is 

Why'd you adopt me if you hate me 

I never got my chance to be a kid 


Approaching twenty three 

And my questions remain unanswered 

The pain will never ease 

Now that you're dead, I'll have no closure 


I don't deserve this, I know not at all 

So why's it feel like, this was all my fault

I don't deserve this, I know not at all 

So why's it feel like, this was all my fault


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Posted by DrunkGecko - September 22nd, 2023


yeah i make gameplay videos again

now that ytp has trained me in editing, its not as boring as it was to me

this is a rom hack of dbz budokai tenkaichi 3 with a bunch of bad bitches from japanese cartoons that i dont recognize


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Posted by DrunkGecko - September 18th, 2023


What did Corey Taylor from Slipknot say when he had sex with Obamas wife on her period? 

Inside Michelle I wait and bleed 


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Posted by DrunkGecko - September 14th, 2023


spongebob: i thought of something funnier than 24

patrick: let me hear it

spongebob: 9/11


i deserve to be paid one million dollars for this joke


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Posted by DrunkGecko - September 13th, 2023


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Gg indeed Bridget lmao


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Posted by DrunkGecko - September 5th, 2023


again

and i put @tailsprower in the thumbnail


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Posted by DrunkGecko - September 4th, 2023


I gotta make one

Don't let me forget

Never forget

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Posted by DrunkGecko - September 3rd, 2023



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Posted by DrunkGecko - August 21st, 2023


This is the funniest shit I've ever read


"SCHWACKSH~!! An aggressive, harsh spank had mashed onto her bubble butt, ruining her warning to her friends, telling them to run away as she was caught as nothing but livestock for the three, hung, ugly looking goblins. Fat dicks had surrounded her and dribbled goblin fluids down onto her face, against her skin and ruining her body as a whole. The strong stench of musk, sex, and grime was detected, and it was enough to make her stomach churn with pain and her body feel nauseous enough to vomit. Her right asscheek had stung like hell, as if though she was bitten against her buttcheek from the aggressive spank that had slammed and slapped down onto her fat ass alone, allowing her jiggly bubble butt to shake and wobble constantly in the air. The purple demon cackled and laughed, "Keheheee! Pony girl thinks she's hero, hmng?!" His raspy voice was disgusting, and the sensation of his foot ramming down onto her arm was as gross as he was, his skin feeling slightly slimy over a texture of rough bumpiness that made her skin crawl. A red goblin crushed her wrist down onto the floor, as well, and the blue goblin behind her had started her torment as his fat dick had fit inside of her fat ass... And the lights around her in the cave she had foolishly chose to explore seemed to grow all the darker with six more goblins entering to join the fun, her eyes rolling up with her asshole stretching out to handle the impossibly fat dicks her fuck-worthy body was begging to enjoy, while her mind was sobbing from the hopelessness of her situation. All could be heard in this dark cave was laughter, and... Plaplaplaplaplaplaplaplaplaplap~!! KEHEHEHEEE~!! SCHMWAPLAPLAPLAPSH~!!"


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