you ever be flapping your phallus around for pleasure and its been like 30 minutes and you still didnt cum

and even though you're getting bored, you dont wanna stop cuz you're scared of getting blue balls

so you keep workin on jerkin your gherkin in hopes of some squirtin

and now its been another 30 minutes and you're all sweaty as fuck

you're not even horny anymore because your hand hurts and your eyes burn from sweat dripping in them

so now your penile structure is getting more and more soft

and you're sweating even more from the fear of blue balls

the smell of your sweat is making you extremely flaccid

and eventually your stepdad gets home and has to use the bathroom

so you just give up and flush the toilet hoping he'll think you were just shitting

but when you walk out you're drenched in sweat and your hand's red and you're out of breath

and he just laughs in your face

... you know?

get some help

i got banned for poasting scooby doo fart porn

... worth it

what the fuck?

Edit: i literally sharted clear slime out of my ass at 11:50. I shit my fucking pants while standing. It didnt reach my underwear, because my ass is so thick that my asshole is about 4 miles behind my asscheeks. @JimmyBiscuit do u want to eat the leftovers

edit 2: i lost 1 and now i only have 599. my life is really hard now ;(

when i was a kid just to see if it would fit

it was the claw with the dust on it

I shouldn't have to be scared of saying that.

edit: @khankhendo and @fastbootsza aka @lunaticfringee now have been harassing me all day and now they started harassing my girlfriend

just a reminder that they're both at least 5 years older than me and this all started because i called out fastboots for making the same thread about covid for an entire year after he admitted he was lying for attention.

edit 2: i've been off my medicine for too long and nobody wants to help me get it. im gonna just walk out of work and walk to the pharmacy if i have to, i swear to god im about to kill the first person i see.

edit 3: hes still going 5 days later

Sukwang in a mustang

Aint nuttin but a g thang

Penis poppin out a g strang

also look what i found

Eat shit, sir