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DrunkGecko
Formerly known as StaticSkull. Pansexual and gender fluid. Ligma borthole.

Skarlet Octavia @DrunkGecko

Age 23, Female

Shitpoaster

Cumb Community College

taking a watery shit

Joined on 1/11/18

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Posted by DrunkGecko - June 15th, 2022


What sense does it make to ban everyone who poasted in it?

What counts as spam these days?

Should I just have to watch my ass every time I poast in any thread?

Bad job @Malachy


lets look at some examples of what i personally would consider spam, my definition being shit that means literally nothing.

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one of the dumb 4 threads a day this guy poasts


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just a picture

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another one from belthagor

even i poast stupid shit that i would consider spam

all the fucking time

but you didnt ban me or anyone else for those things

dont try to enforce rules if you're inconsistent


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Posted by DrunkGecko - May 29th, 2022


I don't know how I never knew this but it's on my medical records and everything

But I don't understand because I've never hallucinated or heard voices

I don't know how to feel about this

EDIT:

i've processed it a litle and it kinda does explain a lot

this is the last straw tho, so im finally just gonna apply for disability because my job wont give me hours and im too stupid to hold down most jobs no matter how hard i try so getting a second job just wont happen for now

hopefully money wont be as tight as my dickhole when i do this


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Posted by DrunkGecko - April 16th, 2022


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Posted by DrunkGecko - April 10th, 2022


I got banned for making a "spam thread"

Where all I said was happy femboy day show me your butthole

Don't know how that's spam since Ive only been posting like 4 times a day this week

And that type of stuff gets poasted every hour

But nothing I can do about it

Hope banning me managed to cure @malachy's boredom


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Posted by DrunkGecko - March 7th, 2022


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big fart


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Posted by DrunkGecko - January 16th, 2022


this album im making is gonna be the death of me



Haunt me, they will feel you

They will kill you, hold me

I thought you loved me

You hate me, you raped me


Four years old, ripe for sexual activity

Your mother doesn't know a goddamn thing

Oblivious, a broken leg, stop your whining

Listen to your grandfather, he loves you


Why did he throw the chair?

Mother, why did he throw the chair?

It's not my fault I don't remember

What I do when I'm blackout drunk


Justify your actions with drug abuse

You fucking raped your own grandchild and never got your punishment I fucking hate you I want to slit your throat

Why did pop pop throw the chair?

Mother, why did he throw the chair?


No love, no peace, not a moment's peace

There's no peace, never a moment's peace

This is the reality you live in, no peace

Pop pop's cute little innocent fucktoy gets no peace


I want you dead, I want you dead

No peace, not a moment's peace

There's no peace, never a moment's peace

You will never find a moment's peace


edit: also im banned from the bbs for a week so yeah


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Posted by DrunkGecko - January 12th, 2022


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Force your nose betwixt my fart flaps you fucking libtard


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Posted by DrunkGecko - January 10th, 2022


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Posted by DrunkGecko - January 1st, 2022


you ever be flapping your phallus around for pleasure and its been like 30 minutes and you still didnt cum


and even though you're getting bored, you dont wanna stop cuz you're scared of getting blue balls


so you keep workin on jerkin your gherkin in hopes of some squirtin


and now its been another 30 minutes and you're all sweaty as fuck


you're not even horny anymore because your hand hurts and your eyes burn from sweat dripping in them


so now your penile structure is getting more and more soft


and you're sweating even more from the fear of blue balls


the smell of your sweat is making you extremely flaccid


and eventually your stepdad gets home and has to use the bathroom


so you just give up and flush the toilet hoping he'll think you were just shitting


but when you walk out you're drenched in sweat and your hand's red and you're out of breath


and he just laughs in your face


... you know?


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Posted by DrunkGecko - December 18th, 2021


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get some help


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